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New Metallica cover looks like unshaven vagina

Metallica has finally revealed the new artwork for its upcoming album, "Death Magnetic." It's clearly not as elaborate as the iconic artwork for past albums like "Master of Puppets" and "Ride the Lightning," but is eye-catching nonetheless. Some might say that the band was a little too 'pussy' with its artwork this time around, but it represents Metallica's concept for the album quite well: the polarization of opinion that surrounds the issue of death. Analyze at will!