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Aldis is now selling rock and roll themed cheeses


aldi cheese Have you ever been hard rock, fist in the air hangry? Are you sick and tired of feeling sick and tired after a long night of rockin' in the free world?? You just want something in your belly or your gonna have a major meltdown.

Never fear...cheese is here!
Aldi, the German-based grocery chain that is best known for its extremely low prices and it's super inexpensive approach to conducting business, is presenting a fabulous new line of limited-edition cheeses with names that are parodies of famous song titles from the 1980s, including cheese names from heavy metal/hard rock bands by DEF LEPPARD and GUNS N' ROSES.

Aldi will make six new Happy Farms cheeses available on February 6, among them "Sweet Cheddar Of Mine" and "Pour Some Gouda On Me". The other cheeses, which are all priced at $3.49, are named after songs by Cyndi Lauper ("Girls Just Wanna Have Fontina"), Michael Jackson("Billie Goat Is My Lover"), Bonnie Tyler ("Total Eclipse Of The Havarti") and Wham! ("Wake Me Up Before You Goat-Goat"). The cheeses come in either 5 oz. or 7 oz. packages.

So rock on with your bad self and stack dat' cheddar...Don't forget the crackers!

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Tags:  DEF LEPPARD United StatesRock and roll cheeseHappy Farms cheeses 

    February 06, 2019

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